tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42487971104551983582011-10-21T19:28:54.034-07:00LTE brings you the funny from a small group of supposed humorists who've found each other through the power of liquor and love. Like guest blogging? Submit unpublished humor material for a post with your name, site name and post name. If it fits, we'll publish it and add you to our blogroll, provided that you do the same. If we don't like it, we'll politely tell you. Don't worry, We're friendly. We almost never bite unless you've spilled barbecue sauce on yourself or something.Lazy Third Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13164908828372163981noreply@blogger.comBlogger461100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4248797110455198358.post-63167496937766268252009-01-08T21:33:00.000-08:002009-01-08T21:47:59.133-08:00

I've heard a woman exclaim ''Suck my dick!'' in anger exactly twice in my life. Both times, I giggled like a school girl. Stream of Consciousness Eddie's thoughts are brought to you by: Pitney's peach-flavored synthetic jizz dildo enhancers. For when your dildo could use a little spunk!

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LTE's Learning New Slang Words: JIMP, JIMPING, JIMPEST, JIMPED...and JIMPERWelcome to today's new slang lesson:We all (46% of us) know what ''Jizz'' means. So we won't go over that. Due to past coverage, it's a dead horse and we don't want to beat it, right? When one jizzes in one's own pants, it's a special occasion as most jizzing occurs extratrouserly. Jizzing in one's pants has been happening

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So, you've freed your mind. But, alas, your ass did not follow. It's alright. It's nothing to be ashamed of. If the first attempt always worked, Donny Osmond could've starred in Super Fly. Dig? The point is, you likely freed your mind without making way for your ass. So, what happened? Your mind was freed and your ass had nowhere to go. It stayed put. You gave it no choice. Now, with this

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---Please, send this web page to roommates you've done this to. Don't let another day go by without just saying you're sorry.---This edition of LTE's Never Before Released Online Greeting Cards is brought to you by: Hayward Jablomi's Flying Nut Wormer. For when YOU need it and NOT because Fox News has been trying to scare you into it.

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This edition of LTE's Badly Drawn Thoughts was brought to you by: That crazy street preacher in front of your office building. Remember: If it weren't for him, you would totally not know he was Jesus or that Meth was sacred.

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~ NicoleLTE's Inflammatory Statements: ShallowWe submit that Naomi Watts, less popular of BFF Aussie combo Kidman/Watts (Wattkid), is actually hotter than Nicole Kidman. ~NaomiThis edition of LTE's Inflammatory Statements is brought to you by: Wattkid's BFF erotic Vegemite paste. That's Wattkid's BFF erotic Vegemite paste: Proving for over 4 years that anything can be sexy.

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LTE's Thought For The Day:Real men enjoy pooping.This edition of LTE's Thought For The Day is brought to you by Martha Stewart('s former assistant's) 1,001 thread count penis cozies: 1,001 thread count penis cozies: Because Thread Count Matters and we know that better than that square bitch who fired me for my Gothic fashion sensibilities even though I kick major ass at my job!

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LTE's 'Learning New Slang Words': Learn The Definition of 'Elmo Milk' the EASY way! Main Entry: Elmo MilkFunction: Noun, verb, plumbingEtymology: Elmo Milk is composed of two words.Elmo: A red, fuzzy creature with a low IQ but a renowned social empathy. Elmos are a race of creatures from the lost Canadian Province known as Abootia. They became extinct before Abootia was abandoned in 1740.*Elmo,

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LTE's ''Feel Better, Loser'', volume 1: Winter HygieneDear Reader,We just wanted you to know that it's okay. You don't have to shower or bathe all winter. You may feel ashamed for not cleaning yourself because it feels too cold. You may feel like a spoiled little sissy. A wuss. A complete asshole. A dirty, filthy, smelly, old, crusty asshole.... Well, feel better, Loser. Colder air is cleaner

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Microwave ovens were not invented by nazis:Sammy Bullshit, our resident fact checker at LTE has been taking questions for us and chosen to answer the following for this week's query:''Dear Sam,I heard the Nazi's invented the microwave oven back when there was a war with em. Is that true?Regards,Jimmy the Gherkin''Sammy writes:''Dear Jimmy,I sincerely hope your mother's doing better and want to

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LTE Fan Mail: Vivica A. Fox Sex Tape Real or Fake?: By MattHi all. This is Matt-editor, contributor, moderator and emperor of LTE. Welcome to our first fan mail post of LTE. This is where I'll be printing our fan mail out and attempting to answer each item within the post. Of course, the reason is because we get each of these questions or comments so much that it would save us all time and

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Excerpts from: Tales of The Gunfighter And The Prostitute And The Indian And The Law by Fairy DruderbaumWe hope you enjoy this advanced copy excerpt of the soon to arrive latest Wild West novel by acclaimed New York fashion designer, Fairy Druderbaum. The following is printed with permission. All Rights Reserved © 2008 Fairydru, Inc.From chapter 13, page 13: ''The gunfighter and the Mexican in

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Anonymous Confessions, volume 2: The old man's troublesThis monologue was recorded with a tape recorder in the basement of an anonymous old man and written down for publishing with permission. Names have been changed.''Well, I ran into old Nelly Biggles at the church bake sale today. Bought some, uh, nut butter crispies, there. Won't be able to chew 'em up too good less I dip 'em in my coffee.

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LTE would like to report that 83% of McCain supporters used Internet Explorer to dig up dirt on Obama, while 91% of Obama supporters used Firefox to dig up dirt on McCain. That's Firefox: 312, Internet Explorer: 6. We'll keep you updated on any further changes in score in the oncoming weeks. This edition of LTE's Statistical Anomalies is brought to you by: Soyhug's organic vegan soy gravy.

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Anonymous Confessions: Volume 1Sometime after purchasing a 'members only' jacket at a garage sale, I converted to an alternative lifestyle. It was after I was accosted by a man outside the local Wal-Mart. He said '' 'Members Only' jackets are for queers, MARY!'' and walked on. Though I'd never thought of the intimate company of another man before, I immediately knew that I was in fact one of

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Yes, I can. . . I'm a maverick, too. Who won the 2008 elections?: By Stream of Consciousness EddieEveryone will be asking who won the 2008 elections, soon. I say, either way, I will still be masturbating to Sarah Palin for at least the next four years. Now, I know some people will have a problem with that. Feminists mostly, thinking that I am sexually objectifying her because of her womanhood.

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Not that I'm interested in fruity sex, but...: by Stream of Consciousness EddieI was bored at work during my lunch break and attempting to cut the peel off of an orange in one unbroken peeling. I got about an inch down on the orange and there lay a revelation. I saw the baldness of that hole on top of the orange, peeling shaved off like it had a fruity Brazilian wax (Yeah, I'm not sure if

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LTE: Hi, guys. Today, we have our second guest post. This one is from Fitzgerald at: Fitz Blog of ComedyFitz also has several other blogs which you can check out on his Blog Catalog page, including his Blues music blog and his modern parenting blog. See them here: Fitzgerald's many blogsHe's a master blogger, if you will. He's also a retired Navy man. He submitted this story to us from his Navy

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Stream of Consciousness Eddie's thought for the day: By Stream of Consciousness EddieThe reason why canine flatulence is so terrible is that you don't know it's coming. At least when you do it personally, you can feel it coming and have a sec to brace yourself properly most of the time.PS: I've been working on some poetry since some people liked my sexual haiku. What do you think of this: ''Dog

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Ladies and gentleman, there is a threat to American homes that has never been more prevalent or dangerous. A threat so big and so potentially alarming to the public that most news programs refuse to cover it. A threat that could have you as John or Jane Q. Public running for the hills. It's invaded many American homes and a few Canadian ones already.Why isn't this issue taken seriously? Why

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The true origin of the song 'Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey':Elbert P. Munkee was the head chemist and researcher studying semisynthetic psychedelic drugs in the ergoline family when he discovered what he called ''The ultimate truth, no longer to be hidden from the human mind.''. This drug was called Lysergic acid diethylamide or LSD. Now it is known mostly as 'Acid' in

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The Traffic of Your Twitter: A Graphic Sexual Haiku: By Stream of Consciousness EddieThe sun shines - when I Google your Twitter.The sun shines - when you Yahoo my web log.It is storming - when I ping all over your Twitter.I have an umbrella - to shield you from the storm.A cloud disappears - when I Google your TwitterBut - alas - your Twitter has too much traffic.Slut.*Okay, so maybe that

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1. It seems like I never watch television anymore because I watch everything online. I'd rather just see the freak-worthy 3 minute clips of a crappy show like America's Got Talent than watch a whole damned episode of mind numbing ''entertainment''. Okay, that's a lie. The whole thing is a freak show, I take it back. It's all worth watching. I love you AGT! Sharon! Sharon! Oh-okay, I think I just

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The Hidden Dangers of ADD: By Stream of Consciousness Eddie:I'll never forget that day. It will live on in infamy. I stood at the toilet bowl and my stream wasn't even particularly strong. Particularly for a Mountain Dew drinker. Anyway, that's whence it happened. The sensation that horrified me so. I could've sworn on my eyes that indeed somehow, through an amazing turn of circumstance and an

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*This is an advanced excerpt printed with permission from the author for promotional purposes only and is not to be duplicated by any other source without express consent by the author, Sir Thanial-Bane P. Elmbleby. Get the full copy when the book is released in March. Enjoy the preview, mystery fans.Chapter 25: The Fatal Mukluk''Agent .002 stood atop the elevator with his hands trembling around

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Jake The Flake's Top Ten List Of Tiny 'Damn It' Moments: By Jake The FlakeWhat is a *tiny* 'damn it' moment? It's the kind where it won't piss you off for more than two seconds but it's just bad enough for you to mumble ''Damn it!'' under your breath in a whisper before you immediately forget about it and move on. These are my top ten right now:1. When it's too dim for you and you go to turn the

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I was feeling embarrassed because I couldn't get a homosexual song out of my head this morning. It's called ''I kissed a girl'' by Katy Perry. Now, there's nothing wrong with homosexual songs. I got no beef with 'em. It's that well-I'm straight. So it felt wrong to be singing such a gay song in my head. I was embarrassed and that was my problem is what I'm saying. Anyway, after a while I realized

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LTE's Crazy Historical Facts: The origin of the saying ''When the shit hits the fan'' (and further variations)The often uncredited inventor of one of the first working mechanical fans was Armenian engineer Eldar Zadian. Little did he know that his 1841 instrument would be the origin of the crass terms ''when the shit hits the fan'' and ''the shit's gonna hit the fan''. In the Armenian wars over

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Encyclopedia Brahumana:Search Term: FlatusSearch Results: 11. Constantine Flatus: Famous soldier during the Greco-Roman war of 215 B.C.E.Known for superior strategic maneuvers during wartime; even under crippling gastroenterological distress caused by the typical Mediterranean diet.

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Certain members of LTE have been getting a freakish combination of chain letters and SPAM from ''foreign investors'' and such. We won't say who, but an anonymous member(s) of LTE started a chain letter just to prove that people are morons and will believe and send anything. We don't know if it will work. I personally feel that the human race would not propagate such tomfoolery. At any rate, this

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It was the summer of 19 and 91. I was about to learn something about life and science that I could never UNlearn. As I showed the security guard my identification card, I couldn't help but sing ''Right Here, Right Now'' by Jesus Jones in my head. I hated that song but I couldn't stop no matter what I did. The security guard looked at me suspiciously...almost as if he knew that I was singing Jesus

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*****My doctor said it seems I don't really have ADD after all. It turns out it's much more likely that I'm too rude to pay attention if I'm bored. Go figure.*****

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Here are my three video picks today, enjoy:Video #1. Jean-Claude Van Damme's penis supposedly works. Here he is getting an erection on Live television? Yeah, I don't know for sure either. Is he pretending? I can't tell but he does look rather embarrassed and I know he's not exactly a Deniro caliber actor. From what I understand, this is Jean-Claude on Brazilian television show, Domingo Legal. He

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So, I'm watching Marie Osmond's commercial. She's the spokeswoman for Nutrisystem. When I saw this commercial, I just thought 'Oh, sweet mother of God and his brother Jim'. Youtube Fanatic was watching it with me and he says ''Would you?'' and I'm like...''What are you serious?''. Of course I would! I've got news for you, she's 48 years old and still hot. I would've when I was 12, I would've when

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I told my girlfriend I just wanted to stick it in and get a little bit and she got all whiney and said no. I tried to get it in there anyway. She pulled it away real fast and snapped at me. ''No! Stoppit! It's too big and it's dirty!'' she says. I suggested that I just stick the tip part in. She wouldn't let me anywhere near it. So, anyway, I didn't get to find out if the soup ladle from dinner

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1. In 1976, country balladeer, Kris Kristofferson, played a gynecologist on an episode of Saturday Night Live, opposite Jane Curtin, who played his patient and date.2. There is a heavyweight boxer named Gerald Nobles whose tough guy nickname is ''The Jedi''.3. The Singer known as Engelbert Humperdinck legally changed his name TO Engelbert Humperdinck FROM Arnold George Dorsey, taking the new

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So, last week my friend was telling me that pesticides have been linked to an increased risk of Parkinson's disease. He said, this is why it's best to eat organic produce or at least make sure I thoroughly wash my fruits and vegetables. So, I had this shiny, waxed, red apple from a fruit basket a few days later. I had just woken up and I was really hungry and I knew it would be a lot of trouble

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I was at a party at Helen Hunt's house. True story. It was a nice house. I liked her monogrammed towels. They were very soft. They were fancy Moroccan towels or something. You know, the kind only rich people have. Especially the kind rich people in show business have because their skin is all sensitive from the years of chemical exposure from the overly intensive make-up applications. Anyway, I

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So, I wanted to buy a George Foreman grill. One of those special ones that cook things on both sides so you know the food is done and you won't get big intestinal parasites, you know. The thing is, if you char the crap out of a piece of meat, you're good. Parasites and their eggs can't exist in charcoal, I guess. So, I call the company, right? I tell them how I'm a hard bargainer because that

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Have you ever had one of those nights where you have just plowed yourself with liquor, blacked out and when you came to, realized you had kinky sex with your aunt? Seriously? Dude, what the hell? That shit wasn't even acceptable in ancient Rome. You need to stop drinking. Now.*Remember: The difference between a hard drinker and an alcoholic is whether or not they've had super kinky sex with a

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Did you ever wake up, kill someone, go back to sleep, wake up again and be like ''Yo, did I just kill someone last night or was that a dream?'' *Remember: If it was a dream, you probably can't be incarcerated.

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Pwn - definition: VerbWhen one or more douche bags enforces domination over one or more other douche bags during an inane activity.

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Men have an email psychology that you don't know about. In an effort to save both your time and his, read these rules. There are ten rules because ten is an even sounding, technical number. This list only covers the male majority. There are always special circumstances.Rule #1: No Inspirational Emails.Explanation: Heterosexual men, who are not artists of some kind, do not need inspiration of any

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source: Chapter 8: The Night Light & The Night Fight.''They made love for hours. They made love for hours and hours. 17 hours to be exact, is what it seemed like. It took eleven minutes but it felt like 17 hours, which would be the record for how long he'd ever felt like he'd made love. Make no mistake, they were a good 11 minutes of lovemaking. They were comfortable enough alright. Agent 00.2

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One rendering of the beast in question.The following is a true, documented piece of modern lore: Repeat: We are not making this up:Creature: The Popobawa/Popo BawaHails from: Africa, more specifically terrorizing Tanzania with a particular focus on the island of Pemba and the country of Zanzibar.From what I gather, the Popobawa is a big man with bat-like features like wings and he is built like

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There is a huge trend right now with Internet videos. This trend is where English speaking countries watch videos that aren't in English and try to match what they say to English words phonetically with subtitles. Here are two of the funniest ones I have come across. Enjoy.Curiosities:First Video:What's the song?Kalluri VaanilWho stars in it?The bearded man is Prabhu Deva SundaramThe beautiful

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