Monday, December 22, 2008

LTE's Life Advice: Mental/Buttockal Disharmony

So, you've freed your mind. But, alas, your ass did not follow. It's alright. It's nothing to be ashamed of. If the first attempt always worked, Donny Osmond could've starred in Super Fly. Dig? The point is, you likely freed your mind without making way for your ass. So, what happened? Your mind was freed and your ass had nowhere to go. It stayed put. You gave it no choice. Now, with this newfound understanding, go ahead and try it again. You and the Captain, can make it happen. Peace.

Example of a properly freed ass:

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Your Mom said...

Donny Osmond woulda been excellent in Superfly.

Shit, could you imagine Marie as Cleopatra Jones?

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