Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Stream of Consciousness Eddie's thought for the day: By Stream of Consciousness Eddie


Stream of Consciousness Eddie's thought for the day: By Stream of Consciousness Eddie

The reason why canine flatulence is so terrible is that you don't know it's coming. At least when you do it personally, you can feel it coming and have a sec to brace yourself properly most of the time.

PS: I've been working on some poetry since some people liked my sexual haiku. What do you think of this: ''Dog gas . . . comes from Dog ass. . . I am the walrus.'' That's pretty good, isn't it? I mean, I don't think it's technically stealing from The Beatles. Mostly because I plan on pronouncing it Wal-RASS, just to make it rhyme. Well, you think about it and drop me a line when you've thought it through.

3 comments:

Da Old Man said...

Traditional haiku is 5-7-5. You need to gas it up just a bit to be accepted by the haiku community.

JR said...

a haiku for you:
what's that skank-ass smell?
anal death fire straight from hell
hot, flagellum cell

Anonymous said...

I'd call it "sampling" not stealing. But listen, you don't know dog gas until you've lived with a Welsh Corgi who ate an entire chicken, feathers, bones and all...