LTE's Learning New Slang Words: JIMP, JIMPING, JIMPIEST, JIMPED...and JIMPER

LTE's Learning New Slang Words: JIMP, JIMPING, JIMPEST, JIMPED...and JIMPER

Welcome to today's new slang lesson:

We all (46% of us) know what ''Jizz'' means. So we won't go over that. Due to past coverage, it's a dead horse and we don't want to beat it, right? When one jizzes in one's own pants, it's a special occasion as most jizzing occurs extratrouserly. Jizzing in one's pants has been happening since the advent of pants, though it didn't start till well after after the advent of jizz. It's even had a song named after it.

Anyway, JIMP is an acronym for ''Jizz In My Pants''.

Helpful derivations:

JIMPing is the act of jizzing in one's pants but no longer a true acronym. Still, it is slang.

Jimpers are those who jizz in their pants.

Jimped is the past tense of jizzing in one's pants.

Jimpy is an adjective for that which inspires the feeling that one might jimp or causes actual jimping.

Jimping is the present tense or *while* one jizzes in one's pants.

Jimpiest is a person or thing most exemplifying the act of jizzing in one's own pants. This may be the trickiest as far as common usage. When attempting, use like: ''That picture of Cynthia Rothrock is the jimpiest one of her ever! When she kicks like that, I just want to jimp! Hell, I think I just jimped it's so jimpy!''. or ''This chocolate is so good it's almost jimpy!'' if you're one of those chocolate fetishists. Also, to an attractive person ''You're so jimpy tonight, baby!'' Now you know. You're welcome.


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