Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Have you ever?: By Stream Of Consciousness Eddie

Have you ever had one of those nights where you have just plowed yourself with liquor, blacked out and when you came to, realized you had kinky sex with your aunt? Seriously? Dude, what the hell? That shit wasn't even acceptable in ancient Rome. You need to stop drinking. Now.

*Remember: The difference between a hard drinker and an alcoholic is whether or not they've had super kinky sex with a relative.

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